Revo (sanhora_heika) wrote,
Revo
sanhora_heika

OOC roleplaying is always fun

Revo got his revenge on MSN.



Haikara sanoo:
Michele: -flutters eyelids-
-reaches for the knife-
Murkki. sanoo:
Revo: *beats you with his guitar* >I
And come oon, woman. You already got my jacket. Now I have to buy a new guitar, as well. >:(
Sob this place is making me lose stuff
Haikara sanoo:
the hell I care about your jacket bast- I mean, Revo dear~
or your guitar
don't you see it yet? it is only you that I (want to kill) care about
OH HO HO HO
Murkki. sanoo:
Well I really don't care about you so you can keep the jacket as a memento of me.
Haikara sanoo:
> : |
>|
-tears it apart with the knife-
Murkki. sanoo:
:(
Haikara sanoo:
-IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES-
Murkki. sanoo:
:((
Haikara sanoo:
GO HIDE YOUR GUITARS, GUESS WHO'S GOING TO CUT SOME STRINGS
FAIL
Murkki. sanoo:
Be careful or you'll get electrified!
Haikara sanoo:
I've been threathened with electric chair for long enough, I'm not stupid 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
Well you seem stupid c:
Haikara sanoo:
Says the mister who only hugged me when I was about to cut his neck
Murkki. sanoo:
Admit it. You _liked_ it. <3
Haikara sanoo:
.....
.....
Well yeah I did
Murkki. sanoo:
I knew it.
Haikara sanoo:
But i would have loved to kill you too
Murkki. sanoo:
Well sorry but I don't like that stuff. You know? Killing, ew.
Haikara sanoo:
have you ever tried? I'll tell you dying is awesome, and killing, double that awesome
Murkki. sanoo:
Well sorry but for now I really just like playing my guitar and making my children suff--- I mean, I love my children.
Haikara sanoo:
: |
men
Murkki. sanoo:
women
Haikara sanoo:
men
Murkki. sanoo:
women
Haikara sanoo:
men
Murkki. sanoo:
women
Haikara sanoo:
bastards
Murkki. sanoo:
I love you too <3
Haikara sanoo:
then let me cut that neck of yours <3
and give a kiss of goodbye <3
Murkki. sanoo:
Well I can take a kiss, but the other part, no thanks <3
Haikara sanoo:
But why? I would hug your bleeding body until it would get cold you know?
Murkki. sanoo:
Well, you know. Once you're _dead_ you really can't feel that hug. :I I like my hugs alive.
Haikara sanoo:
You know it would be the best way to leave this world, in the arms of a beautiful woman~
Murkki. sanoo:
Well, but that can wait for now. I really like living.
Haikara sanoo:
You're a mortal anyway, might as well do it in the fancy way
oh u 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
C:
Haikara sanoo:
No kisses or hugs for you! Hmph.
Murkki. sanoo:
:C
Well I have other children o /
Haikara sanoo:
you pedophile you! I'm calling the police
Murkki. sanoo:
Well but do you know who's cute? _Hiverrr_
Yeaaaah I know you like him
Haikara sanoo:
N-No I don't
Murkki. sanoo:
Well, he's mine then <3
Haikara sanoo:
A-And I'm cuter!
AAsfdfghg
Murkki. sanoo:
Oh Hiverr <3
Haikara sanoo:
He's mine! My..
prey
yes, prey!
Murkki. sanoo:
Oh yesh, Hiverrrr, you're so cuuuute. Daddy loves you <33
Haikara sanoo:
D-Disgusting D: (Sob sob)
(more sobs)
Murkki. sanoo:
What is it, boy? Do you hear sobbing? Oh, don't worry about them. Daddy's here for you. <3<3<3<3
Haikara sanoo:
(you might hear some knife sharpening now)
Murkki. sanoo:
Daddy will protect you with his guitar <3
Haikara sanoo:
First i'll stab them, then I'll skin them, then I'll bath in their blood and.. (she's just scaring you, really)
Murkki. sanoo:
Oh, you want to hear a story, son? Well let your father tell you a niiiiice story about this jewel lady who got beaten up with a guitar.
No no, it wasn't daddy you silly thing. <3
Haikara sanoo:
8[
Murkki. sanoo:
(:
Haikara sanoo:
And so Michele found herself alone without Hiver and without Revo 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
And so Revo continued to play with his lovely son Hiver. (:
Haikara sanoo:
Don't wonder if you find your dolls killed again Hiver
And Revo you should warn Jimang
Murkki. sanoo:
W-what Jimang has never done anything wrong D:
Haikara sanoo:
OH HO HO HO HO!
Murkki. sanoo:
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY STORY, YOU BIATCH! D:<
Haikara sanoo:
Story..? : D
Murkki. sanoo:
OH DON'T WORRY I'LL TELL IT ANYWAY
ONCE
THERE WAS THIS GAL NAMED MICHELE
AND THEN SHE WAS BEATEN UP WITH A GUITAR
AND THEN SHE WAS REBORN AS A COCKROACH
THE END
Haikara sanoo:
D:
NO NO NO NO NO
Murkki. sanoo:
YES YES YES YES
Haikara sanoo:
I DON'T WANT A STORY LIKE THAT
Murkki. sanoo:
SORRY, TOO LATE
Haikara sanoo:
I'll kill everyone that comes to my sight before it comes true! D:
Murkki. sanoo:
Well you said you liked dying
People kill cockroaches C:
I'm only making your wish come true, darling
Haikara sanoo:
: |
Murkki. sanoo:
<3
Haikara sanoo:
....If I give a kiss and promise I won't kill you (this year) will you change it?
Murkki. sanoo:
I don't know. Mommy said not to trust actresses. :I
Haikara sanoo:
You created me silly 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
Well you tried to kill me
Haikara sanoo:
Well you did make my father try to kill me too
and my stepfather too!
Murkki. sanoo:
I know nothing of them
Haikara sanoo:
I think you own me 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
If I own you then you should obey me >:(
Haikara sanoo:
not in that way! Dx
Murkki. sanoo:
Then no deaaal.
Haikara sanoo:
...sob sob
Murkki. sanoo:
Yeah, you keep sobbing, miss, and think about what you've done.
Haikara sanoo:
... : |
Murkki. sanoo:
Daddy gives no love for bad children
Haikara sanoo:
You know what?
That father you gave me
and the very one that tried to killl me too
I punished him and killed him 8[
as he was a bad daddy
the stepfather got in the safety of a prison, but I drove him mad
he was a bad daddy too
so daddy, are you good or bad?
Murkki. sanoo:
It depends
Haikara sanoo:
that's not an answer!
Murkki. sanoo:
Stop arguing with your father, missy >:(
Haikara sanoo:
I see, bad daddy it is then
Murkki. sanoo:
LALLLAAA THERE ONCE WAS THIS GAL NAMED MICHELEEEE
Haikara sanoo:
Wait a moment dear, I'll get a gun
Murkki. sanoo:
LALALLALAA BUT THE MAN'S GUITAR WAS FASTER
Haikara sanoo:
Because I don't want to dirty my hands on the likes of you 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
AND BANG IT HIT THE HEAD
Haikara sanoo:
THERE WERE ONLY WOODEN GUITARS ON MY TIME
Murkki. sanoo:
LALLAAA HE HAD A TIME MACHINE
Haikara sanoo:
CHEATER
Murkki. sanoo:
LALALALA I'M SINGING THE STORY HERE, BITCH
Haikara sanoo:
8[
I'M THE ACTRESS HERE
YOU STAY ON THE AUDIENCE MISTER
Murkki. sanoo:
LALLLAAA BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT SINGING THE STORY
Haikara sanoo:
BECAUSE THERE'S AN IDIOT SINGING INSTEAD AT THE MOMENT
Murkki. sanoo:
LALLLAAA WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT YOU BIATCH
Haikara sanoo:
OH EXCUSE ME SIR, I MEANT TO SAY THAT MISERABLE BEING THAT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE LEVEL OF A MAN
Murkki. sanoo:
LALLAAA AND THEN THE GAL NAMED MICHELE DIED
LALALALAAA AND SHE WAS REBORN AS A COCKROACH
LALLLAA AND THEN SHE DIED AGAIN
LALALAAA AND THEN SHE WAS REBORN AGAIN
LALALAA AND THEN SHE DIED AGAIN
LALALALAA AND THEN SHE WAS REBORN AGAIN
LALALAA ET CETERA
Haikara sanoo:
DX
LALALAAALALA THERE WAS A REVO WHO DIED
AND NEVER WAS REBORN
Murkki. sanoo:
LALALALAA IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS YOU'RE HEIKA
LALALALAA OH A COCKROACH
*STOMP*
Haikara sanoo:
I'M THE QUEEN OF SLAUGHTER HERE! DX
Murkki. sanoo:
LALALALAA LIKE THAT MATTERS
Haikara sanoo:
YOU FAKE KING
I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR KINGDOM
Murkki. sanoo:
LAALLALAA YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
Haikara sanoo:
I'LL BURN YOUR CHILDREN
Murkki. sanoo:
LALALALA OH ANOTHER COCKROACH
*STOMP*
Haikara sanoo:
Dx
SCREW YOU
Murkki. sanoo:
I LOVE YOU TOO <3
Haikara sanoo:
YOUR LOVE IS FAKE YOU.... FAKE!
IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD JUST LET ME HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU 8|
Murkki. sanoo:
OH A COCKROACH
Haikara sanoo:
NOT IN THAT PERVERTED WAY
Murkki. sanoo:
HIYA THERE LITTLE BUDDY
WHOOPS I DROPPED YOU
*STOMP*
Haikara sanoo:
DX
YOU NKOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE YOU.. YOU... YAAHHSHFN SOB SOB
Murkki. sanoo:
LALLALLLAAA~

Tags: !ooc, !rp
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